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2007 Third Level Fishing
Contest
In past years, fishing contests among the campers have
been very informal. This informality has lead to many arguments
between competitors. None of the arguments have been very serious, but
to make things easier this year, Troy K. has formulated rules for the 2007
season.
"The Gill of Bites"

1. All angling must take place on Friday through
Sunday, or while you are on vacation.
2. To be counted, you must have a descriptive photograph and/or a head
on the TREE OF DEATH. (Some interpretation is required here: A
descriptive photograph is one which includes a ruler so that fish size can
be accurately determined. The "TREE OF DEATH" is the place where Jr.
Marines place their fish heads after cleaning)
3. "S**T FISH" do not count. (No Carp, Bullheads, Gar, etc. Only
Game Fish, please.)
4. The species of aquatic fish must consist of Bass (any kind),
Northern Pike, or Walleye.
5. You must kiss each fish entered.
6. All fish must be taken out of Long Lake, including Tittle Lake and
the Mill Pond.
7. If any rules are broken, you shall be put through misery and pain.
Only residents of the Third Level of Mr. Ed's
Campground are permitted to enter the contest. Those who have signed
up so far are:
Troy K., Tom K., Lisa K., Zack K., Bruce K., Tyler S.,
Trevor S. Scott S., Bob B., Chris M., Jim B., Trevor K., Peter K., and Steve
D. (Last names withheld to protect the innocent). The
winner will be announced at the Third Level end of season Chili Dump. |